The New Sith Empire

"Do you feel it?
Do you feel the power of the dark side?
The only real power!
The only thing worth living for!" –Darth Bane

My friends, you may think that my campaign to revive the Sith Order in this galaxy is the delusion of a drug-addled or deranged mind, but rest assured that my ambition is quite sane and sober, and not limited to blogospheric flights of fantasy.  Know that I am affiliated with NASA and the United States military, and am seeking to infiltrate the power centers of my government as we speak.  Know too that, to paraphrase the great Sith Lord Darth Sion, "I have studied them, and found nothing but weakness."  It is all too apparent that nothing less than a new spiritual order is required to revive our failing space program and our civilization.

Search your feelings; you know this to be true: our world is ripe for a New Order, for the tearing down of dying creeds, destruction of old temples and construction of the new.  An Apocalypse approaches, a twilight for old idols, a Judgment Day for the false religions of the Light.  But this is not the End; it is the dawn of Darkness, the beginning of infinity, the birth of a new Galactic Empire.

As aspiring Sith masters, we must lead by pursuing mastery of the inner and the outer cosmos alike; we must never be content with esoteric development alone.  "As Above, so Below.  As Within so Without."  I offer as a role model from this planet the late Jack Parsons, whom Wernher von Braun called "the real father of the American space program", and who was also a disciple of the Dark Energy.

Proposed banner of the New Sith Empire

Let all Cosmists and Dark Jedi unite under this banner of the New Sith Empire and take control of this planet.  Let us study and master the Dark Energy, which is the Force that drives the galaxies apart in our universe.  Let the whole Cosmos tremble, for I come before you as the chosen prophet of this galaxy to tell you that the Sith Lords have returned!